Smoke Report: Nuclear True Blood, Apple Peelz and Black Goliath Auto

I’m reaching for the Nuclear True Blood when I am ready to unwind for the night. It brings on a very pleasant, mellow relaxation. I was still alert and able to engage, but I definitely didn’t want to participate in anything that required hard concentration. It was perfect for a card game with my spouse, followed by an SNL rerun. There were also snacks involved because this one definitely brought on some munchies. Fans of pine and citrus will appreciate Nuclear True Blood’s profile.

– Crystal

This strain from Dirty Bird is a fun one!  The buds are sugary and dense and have little orange hairs. It has a lovely piney, citrusy aroma and grinds up well. It was fresh and spongy when I got it and burned nice in the bowl. I would consider this a hybrid for sure. It mellows you and calms your mind but doesn’t zap your energy. The effects are relaxing and motivating at the same time. If you smoke it, definitely have some snacks ready!

– Mariah

The unique smell took me back to a stroll down a row at an apple orchard during a New England Fall. It has the fragrant and sweet aroma of a discarded apple core that has been sitting in the sun. I love the sweetness of this strain. It brings on a very functional and smooth high, which I found to be a great afternoon pick-me-up. This one will not lock you down or make you feel heavy. She would be a great companion for a walk on a beach or in the woods.

– Crystal

Apple Peelz (Sex Melon x Bad Apple) by Dirty Bird Genetics is a fast favorite! This plant is beautiful, smells sweet like apples, and has stunning deep purple leaves. The buds are dense and covered in crystals. It’s a great sativa-dominant hybrid that provides a lovely daytime high. It will calm your nerves and melt away your worries but won’t deplete your energy. I smoked this in the morning and then spontaneously deep cleaned and rearranged my dining room and kitchen. I would highly recommend this strain for when you want to take the edge off but still feel energetic and functional.

– Mariah

The first thing I noticed was the bag appeal. These were chunky and dense nugs with an overall tint of purple. The orange hairs were extremely prominent. The nose on this one was a combination of sweet florals and a muskiness. The sweetness comes across more than the musk on the exhale, making it smooth and pleasant overall. It comes with a pretty balanced effect. I felt uplifted and like I could function, but not with anything requiring deep concentration or thought. It is so calming and without that side of sleepiness. She can help me tackle Sunday chores, but she definitely deserves to be smoked in nature or around fun people.

– Crystal

This strain is a treat! The first ever autoflower by Dirty Bird Genetics does not disappoint. Black Goliath’s buds are super dark purple and when I ground it up it looked like black crystals in the bowl. It smells sweet and peppery. I love a good indica, and this strain (Anvil F7 x Sour Gorilla) is definitely a favorite. It made me feel totally calm, my brain and body were super relaxed without being too sleepy. I’m really lucky I got to try this one as it is super exclusive and sold out already. If you missed it l am truly sorry! Better luck next time!

– Mariah